onsdag 19. november 2008

Dagens gullkorn fra UCD og Dublin

Dr Devlin i det hun kommer inn i seminarrommet og ser seg rundt:
-We should indeed had a picture of Stalin here.

Turguide fra Sinn Féin ankommer partibutikken på Parnell Square sammen med ei gruppe. Hva og hvem dette egentlig var om vil forbli et mysterium da de kom inn døra, men suspekt virker det i allefall.
-(...)and later the IRA found him at a Pub not to fare from here, and we know that he fled and that they did shoot after him, but recent research shows that the hat they found later couldn't be his.

Komiker Paul Howard på foredrag på UCD om avstemninga på slutten om debatten.
- This House is of that opinion that Ringsend should be reclaimed by the Sea and the people of Tallagh..sorry..Dublin 24 should be...hm, they are living in Tallagh so what can be a punishment for them? Recall all the Lotto tickets...something.

Samme komiker om løsningen på den økonomiske depressjonen.
- This House is of that opinion that all the unemployed and poor should be chopped up and their proteins given to they who can pay for it and their children...sold. (Folket ler). You laugh. Ha, had I told that one over at Trinity it had been silent..and than someone would have notted their head and sad: "It is perhaps something in what you are saying"

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