søndag 3. mai 2009

Collins returned in Safety

BERGEN (NTB/TASS): The founder of Fine Gael, former president of the Executive Committee, IRA commander and revolutionary Michael Collins was today located in a shelf in southern parts of Bergen after he went missing four months ago. He was, after the conditions, in a grand shape and where residing as the closest neighbour to Sophia Myles and Big Brother. Refusing to budge to the London based BB and the British vicar daughter, miss Myles, he seemed rather relief to be relocated to a dig where the Data Inspectorate acts with full sovereignty and monopoly in use of legitimate force to cope with the IngSoc.

Mr. Collins also appreciated Ronan Keating’s efforts in bringing Denmark to the top position in the EuroSong final in Moscow later this month, as he after a short report concerning Finance Minister Brian Lenihan’s budget for 2009 faced the fact that neither Ireland nor RTE may afford holding two semi-finals and a final. Big Brother didn’t comment Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s interference in the British contribution.

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